How do you convey uncontrollable anger, crippling terror, or gut-wrenching anguish? Don't ask these guysthey only give one-word answers. (Maxim) 11. Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back What Sets It Apart: This sceneand the Star Wars series in generaleasily set the standard for all "n-o-o-o" scenes to follow. Why We Love It: Few things are funnier than watching kids (or grown men who act like kids) cry. His blubbering realization is supposed to be one of the biggest plot twists ever, but it cracks us up every time. 10. Spider-Man 2 What Sets It Apart: The most frightening weapons of any villain on the big screen: man boobs. Why We Love It: We respect Doc Ock´s careful consideration of his possibilities before baying like a professional wrestler. But really, we just wanted another chance to make fun of his man boobs. 9. Along Came Polly What Sets It Apart: Five words: Flab, chest hair, and sweat. Why We Love It: Ok, ok, so he´s really saying "O-h-h-h," but we´re sure he means "N-o-o-o." (Judge for yourself every Friday, Saturday, and Sunday on USA Network!) 8. Evil Dead II What Sets It Apart: Ash´s own severed hand stabs Bobbie Joe in the back with a bone knife, making the whole scenario worthy of a Shakespearean play. Why We Love It: Bruce Campbell is the undisputed king of overacting, and this is one perfect example of why.