Tara Reid

  1. May 23, 2006

    The Fug's Daughter

    Hot Mess of the Decade Tara Reid is getting messier, although absolutely not hotter:
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    This is just not...it's just...not....this is just so bad. And it's not bad in, like, a fun, dumb, chaps-wearing, fur-turban-sporting, Posh Spice way. It's bad in like a bad, tacky, sad, I Have To Stop And Pick Up Some Ointment, Barefoot in the Esso Bathroom Britney way. Tara, honey, there's a reason no one is hiring you anymore. It's because you're too old -- and look way too rough -- for teen roles, and you haven't fixed yourself up to look like you're suited for any kind of Rom-Com roles at all.
    Now, listen, I've seen you deskeezed (okay, like, maybe twice, but still), and you're still cute! You clean up...better than one would expect! Look around! Do you see Rachel McAdams out and about dressed like she just crawled home from a foam party in Ibiza? Is your American Pie contemporary Alyson Hannigan photographed looking like she's been styled solely using cast-offs from streetwalker's White Elephant sale? Does Reese Witherspoon ever FLASH HER TITS? No, no, and she'd rather shoot Ryan in the kneecaps first.
    And yet all you do is complain that no one takes you seriously, and why are people so mean to you about all your partying, and why can't you get a job? But here's the thing: you do have a choice. You can either: a) give up on acting, retreat into semi-obscurity, socialize solely with celebutantes 10 years younger than you are, drink and tan your face completely off, and let your floo-flog hang out all over town, OR b) you can decide that you want to work again as something other than a punchline to a mean joke, and you can put on some sunscreen and some pants, spend a month in Promises, get your publicist to sell "TARA REID'S SECRET PAIN: And Her Triumphant Victory Over Low Self-Esteem" to People Magazine, start showing up places fully dressed like an adult woman, dig out your agent's number and get to work .
    In other words, as Heather said to me once, "sack up, ho."
    The Boss's Fug

    Sometimes I look at Tara Reid and just wonder what happened in her childhood that made her think this whole plastic surgery thing was a good idea.
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    Those are not good implants. They kind of look like she's got two half-grapefruits shoved in there. And when your implants look like that, it's probably best to steer clear of any ensemble that resembles an embellished Warner Cross Your Heart bra, supported solely by weensy teensy straps, because it tends to scare the children. What if those things get loose? IT'S HAPPENED BEFORE.
    Actually, I'm sure it's unfair to blame Miss Reid's unfortunate downward spiral of poorly done plastic surgery on her parents. I'm sure they're lovely. Let's just blame Carson Daly instead.
    Posted by Jessica at 12:09 PM in
    September 22, 2005

    Fugadise!

    Ever the mistress of subtlety, I present to you Miss Tara Reid:
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    If you have to write it on your ass, it might not be true.
     
  2. she's icky!
     
  3. She and Britney should go buy a trailer together and do a cross country tour called "Skankin in the USA!".

    She is so nasty.
     
  4. I agree, I was watching her show not too long ago (at like 2am...could not sleep) she is a kind girl, but really has no class...a bit too rough for sure.
     
  5. OMG!!! LOL!!!:lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  6. LOL Selena! I was going to mention these two must've been separated at birth. . . but the Angel on my left shoulder shouted louder than the little dude on the right! LMBO!
     
  7. WHY do we even know her name?!?!? Does she have ANY real talent at all? The only thing I know for sure that she's famous for was having her boob pop out on the red carpet in front of all the cameras. Looking really dumb by the way. Too many people like her in Hollywood getting undue attention for absolutely no good reason.
     
  8. Shes got talent for knowing the right people to spread her legs for. She is totally a couch starlet.
     
  9. :roflmfao::roflmfao::roflmfao::roflmfao::roflmfao::roflmfao::roflmfao:
     
  10. yeah Tara Reid is trash that skirt is ick!
     
  11. Skirt w/ "Sexy" on it? LOL!

    It costs $3,000 to look this CHEAP!!

    And...

    It's Amer-trash Barbie!!
     
  12. If I see her wearing a skirt with "sexy" on it and I will give $10 to homeless man to pull her skirt DOWN!!
     
  13. Pradasmeadow, I think deskeezed is now my favorite new word, HAHAHA :roflmfao:
     
  14. People must love her or she wouldn't get all the attention she does. I am not one of them though.
     
  15. yeah she's getting gross. i thought she was ok a few years back but now yuck!! :yucky: