i really really don't know what to say. that is fairly horrendous, without even knowing what it is.
but then swanky's situation with the eyelash curler is pretty awful too. i'm so sorry. the grass is always greener though - and i know you know that. i always think it would be nice to have a cleaner look sometimes. someone once told me i wear too much eye makeup. how crazy is that.
and now, ahem, back to, what the hell is that?!?