stepped out for 15 mins!!! UPS WHYYYYYY

I hate UPS and I feel your pain! My old UPS guy (and a hottie by the way) was awesome and would leave my packages on the back porch, but the new guy? nooooooooo! Fedex is only 2 miles away from me here and if I miss the delivery guy, I just go down there after 6:30 and pick it up. And I sit there in the car and open it right away!