Another one from the email bag, it is better for cooler weather, if your dwelling is small, since it requires indoor oven use:
Honduras Poor People's Beef
Take any kind of beef, and repeatedly smash it until flat and disgusting looking with a big bottle full of something, a hammer, or a piece of furniture.
Cut up an onion, a sweet pepper, and some jalapeños.
Throw the meat and vegetables into a baking pan.
In a bowl, mix mustard, ketchup, and Worcestershire sauce. about a cup, all together, or a third of a cup of each, whichever you prefer.
Add some water until it is about the consistency of steak sauce.
Pour it on the meat.
You can let it sleep in the refrigerator and cook it the next day, or you can put it immediately into a 250-275 degree oven for about 3 hours. Be sure to turn the meat pieces over once in a while after it starts to look like it is cooking.
Serve with Perfect Rice.
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Perfect Rice
Only use Elephant Brand Basmati rice
Fancy Way
Put a lump of butter or faux butter in a saucepan, melt it.
Throw in a cup of rice and some salt and stir it around until the rice starts to look different in an indefinable way.
Dont turn off the fire, throw in 2 cups of water.
If you want to, at this point, you can add half an envelope of Goya seasoning, any vegetables you want to get rid of, a little pinch or few of curry powder, or all of those things.
Let it boil for about a minute, cover it up, let it boil for another half a minute or minute, be sure to leave the top on. turn off the fire. Dont take the top off for at least 25 minutes.
Easy Way
Throw a lump of butter or faux butter, some salt, a cup of rice and 2 cups of water in a saucepan, let it boil for a minute or 2, cover it, let it boil for another minute, be sure to leave the top on. turn off the fire. Dont take the top off for at least 25 minutes.
