while eagerly awaiting more installments in the Captain Jacques saga (gina - chop chop!), GF's and HG's "waffle kelly and other abominations" discussion inspired some utterly useless and purely speculative channeling of the guilty craftspeople responsible for these crimes against leather. join them as they find themselves accountable in a court of law for sullying the name of Hermes. a craftsman gone mad. a non-stick waffle iron. an unstoppable urge. be afraid. be very afraid. starring craftsman 22A as "The Mutilator" in a Miramax film "Run, Kelly, Run"