Pursageon Theorem: or how many purses a gal should own.

Pursie

Pursie

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Oct 24, 2006
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#1
This is funny. It is a formula to figure out how many purses one is entitled to own, given her budget, alcohol consumption, calls to mother or visits to church.

(Income in K /divided by/ age) + (Drinks consumed per week - minus- either of these/ whichever applies most to you: how often you went to church last year, shopped a sale before noon last year, or how many times a week you call your mother.

Example: ($30K salary/30 years old =1) + (5 drinks - 2 calls home or two church visits or 2 sales before noon =3)

1 + 3 = 4 purses

See: http://handbags.wetpaint.com/page/What+is+the+right+number+of+purses+to+own.


Works every time!
 
#4
I should have:

(9600 [I've only been working at my new job for almost 2 weeks, so I'm going by what I made in that time frame and seeing how much I would make in a year.]/17)+(0-20[guess at how many times I went to church last year])

564.7-20=544.7 purses.

I'm going to use this to justify to my parents all future purse purchases. "But the Pursageon Theorem says so!"
 
#12
Eponineslove said:
I should have:

(9600 [I've only been working at my new job for almost 2 weeks, so I'm going by what I made in that time frame and seeing how much I would make in a year.]/17)+(0-20[guess at how many times I went to church last year])

564.7-20=544.7 purses.

I'm going to use this to justify to my parents all future purse purchases. "But the Pursageon Theorem says so!"
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Dear, unless you're making 9600K (or 9.6 million), you're going to have to redo your math!
 
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