# Pursageon Theorem: or how many purses a gal should own.

1. This is funny. It is a formula to figure out how many purses one is entitled to own, given her budget, alcohol consumption, calls to mother or visits to church.

(Income in K /divided by/ age) + (Drinks consumed per week - minus- either of these/ whichever applies most to you: how often you went to church last year, shopped a sale before noon last year, or how many times a week you call your mother.

Example: (\$30K salary/30 years old =1) + (5 drinks - 2 calls home or two church visits or 2 sales before noon =3)

1 + 3 = 4 purses

See: http://handbags.wetpaint.com/page/What+is+the+right+number+of+purses+to+own.

Works every time!

2. That is great! Tweak the answers/numbers a bit and you can have alot of bags!

3. ha! according to this i shouldn't have a purse at all (negative purses in fact). tear.

4. I should have:

(9600 [I've only been working at my new job for almost 2 weeks, so I'm going by what I made in that time frame and seeing how much I would make in a year.]/17)+(0-20[guess at how many times I went to church last year])

564.7-20=544.7 purses.

I'm going to use this to justify to my parents all future purse purchases. "But the Pursageon Theorem says so!"

5. Not enough purses for me!

Age cubed
minus
Number of electric eels you own as pets

6. If the income/age is measured in thousands, then my purse quota is 3.

Three?!?!

Are you kidding me?!?!

7. OMG this is a tragedy, based on the number of times I called my mom I shouldn't have any purses at all

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9. It says I'm only allow to have 4 purses??!!

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11. Hey...according to this formula, the older you get, the less purses you should own!

12. Dear, unless you're making 9600K (or 9.6 million), you're going to have to redo your math!

13. 9.5?

14. I am def. giong with this equation! LOL

15. Too complex for me- all I know is that I don't have enough