OMG....hillarious...too funny!!!

  1. I almost fell on the floor laughing...:graucho:

    Okay, DH gets a phone call -normally doesn't answer the phone unless he knows who is calling.

    ...Anyway, he answers this phone and this guy says, "hello, my name is Jason from XXX and we are conducting a survey..."

    DH response - :confused1: "ah, okay!"

    So the guy goes on to ask...a couple of questions and then he asks, how is your driving record for the past 12 months?

    DH response - "ah, I have had 2 speeding tickets."

    Rep's response - "okay, anything esle?

    DH - "yea, let me see...oh yea 2 accidents and 1 drunk driving..."

    Rep's repsonse - "oh - I am sorry you wouldn't qualify...."

    OMG...too funny, DH doesn't have ANYTHING on his record....too funny!!!!!

    :roflmfao: :roflmfao: :roflmfao: :roflmfao:
  2. Great answer :roflmfao: I wish I could come up with smart answers like that when I'm cornered by telemarketers. I always feel bad hanging up on them :shrugs:
  3. haha loves it !
  4. gosh I hate those kind of calls!
  5. :roflmfao::roflmfao::roflmfao:
    wow, i wish i could come up with answers like that when i get survey calls!!!
  6. Haha that's pretty cute!
  7. I know....too funny! I could never come up with anything like that myself!
  8. haha good one!.. thats one way to get rid of em huh. LOL your DH is too funny!
  9. lol..he should've bene like well i was drunk and i accidentally killed a guy- so what is they call that

    oh crap vehicular manslaughter
  10. Smart! I can never find anything funny and witty to say to telemarketers, I always just hang up.
  11. Lol.
  12. LMAO! im gonna do something like that the next time i get one of those!
  13. Love it...your husband is too funny! What a fast thinker. My dad is like that too, always cracked me up to hear him talking to sales people on the phone.
  14. Yea, DH is quite a character - he always has good comebacks! I too - usually jsut hang up the phone!!!

  15. Me too...I can't ever think fast enough to be funny.

    My dad did this one night....a guy calls and we're having dinner so my dad was like how about I get your phone number and call you back. So the guy starts giving him the 800 number and my dad was like 'oh no, I want your home phone number so I can call you later when you get off work, by the way what time do you go to bed because I want to make sure I call you at the most inconvient time possible". The guy was speechless and finally just hung up.:rolleyes: