Misheard Lyrics Game

  1. Here's how it works.

    Go to http://www.kissthisguy.com/. Pick a song and name the title and the artist. Then, copy the misheard lyric here. Someone has to guess the actual lyric. If they're right, they get to post one.



    Example:


    I would post

    "'Scuse me, while I kiss this guy."
    Purple Haze by Jimi Hendrix



    The next person would guess "'Scuse me while I kiss the sky."


    Then they get to pick one.
     
  2. Ready?

    I'll start.

    "..I'm never gonna find you naked... "
    Complicated by Avril Levigne
     
  3. ^^ That one was "...I'm never gonna find you faking... "


    How 'bout this one:
    "I want a duck shaped like a triangle
    You give a toaster to Bob"
    Closer by Nine Inch Nails
     
  4. ooh I know
    it's 'i want to eff you like an animal, you get me closer to God'

    ok so guess:
    'I can't believe you kiss your c*ck at night'...
     
  5. Bon Jovi "Two Story Town."

    Misheard:
    "I called her to my (male genitalia, starting with P)
    And I kissed them both, goodbye."

    Actual lyrics:
    "I called her and my demons
    And I kissed them both goodbye"
     
  6. "On Bended Knee"
    Boys II Men


    Misheard:
    Stomp on your fingers, the blame is on me



    Can anyone guess the correct lyrics? My boyfriend in college used to sing these wrong words so loud and i thought it was super funny. LOL