Mindset for the Class of 2011 *here's the list*

I cheated. I googled about JJ's death. :P

F*** yeah we are Sofa King Fab :graucho:...oh is that too redundant? Hmmm...no. :okay:

Cheater! LOL That's what google is for!!

I'm Such a Sofa King Spaz. I was going to change my subtitle to Sofa King Crazy. I think I have to go with Sofa King Spazmatic right now. It didn't work. WTF?
 
Cheater! LOL That's what google is for!!

I'm Such a Sofa King Spaz. I was going to change my subtitle to Sofa King Crazy. I think I have to go with Sofa King Spazmatic right now. It didn't work. WTF?

LMAO!! Love your title..I'll light up a cigarette in your honor....and I don't even smoke!
 
Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip
that can store and play high fidelity music in women's breast implants.

The i-Tit will cost $499 to $599 depending on speaker size.

This is considered to be a major breakthrough, because women have
always complained about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
 
One of my coworkers brought his son in to work with him last friday, and we have a typewriter in the corner of our office for typing the occasional label. His son asked what it was! He'd never seen a typewriter!
 
Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip
that can store and play high fidelity music in women's breast implants.

The i-Tit will cost $499 to $599 depending on speaker size.

This is considered to be a major breakthrough, because women have
always complained about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

Does the speaker size depend on how big the implants are? :P