Mid-Life Crisis!!

  1. I was reading this the other day!!:roflmfao:


    AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 44 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, "HONEY, 44 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GAL.NOW I HAVE GOTTEN US A $500,000.00 HOME, A $45,000.00 CAR, NICE BIG BED AND PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A 65-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU'RE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS."MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT AND FIND A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GAL, AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV.AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT???THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE YOUR MID-LIFE CRISES.
     
  2. :roflmfao: Love it!
     
  3. Ha.
     
  4. Love it :smile:
     
  5. HAHAHA!!!every woman here should have a copy of this on their desks..LMAO!
     
  6. How cute! I'd probably say the same to my DH when we get there! :lol:
     
  7. hahahaha, that is so funny!
     
  8. haha LOL too funny :roflmfao:
     
  9. Good one!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  10. funny...
     
  11. LOL That reminds me, I have a pet peeve about the term "mid-life."

    Isn't there sort of an implication there of doubling one's age and deciding that will be all the life you get?

    I mean, how can you really say when mid life was until the person dies?
     
  12. :tup::roflmfao:
     
  13. Heee......great joke!
     
  14. LMAO! Fantastic!
     
  15. :roflmfao::roflmfao::roflmfao:

    That is too funny!!