Menopause jokes?

  1. When complaining about hot flashes, a friend quoted a popular joke:

    "You are not having hot flashes. Your inner child is playing with matches."

    Matches my eye. I feel more like a container of gasoline into which has been just tossed a match.

    My reply to the "inner child" comment was:

    My inner child is not playing with matches.
    She is swapping "yo mama" jokes with the goddess of volcanos!

    Now let's hear your jokes :tup: