men are likee....

  1. Got this email from a friend. Pretty funny. :cool: :graucho:

    1. Men are like ........ Laxatives ...... They irritate the **** out of you.

    2. Men are like ........
    Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are.

    3. Men are like ........
    Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them..

    4. Men are like ........
    Blenders ..... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
    5. Men are like ....... Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

    6. Men are like .......
    Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.

    7. Men are like ........
    Department Stores ...... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

    8. Men are like ........
    Government Bonds ..... They take soooooooo long to mature.

    9. Men are like .......
    Mascara ..... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

    10. Men are like .......
    Popcorn . ... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

    11. Men are like
    Snowstorms ............ You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

    12. Men are like ........
    Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

     
  2. the Snowstorm...:roflmfao:
     
  3. :roflmfao::roflmfao::roflmfao:
     
  4. :lol: :lol: :lol: thanks for sharing
     
  5. Can I add one more? Credit goes to Selena for this one-I just thought it was very appropriate:

    Men are like mushrooms, they are better kept in the dark
     
  6. it's funny:roflmfao::lol:
    thanks!!!:biggrin:
     
  7. lol. that mascara one is my favorite.
     
  8. :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: hillarious
     
  9. That's a good one.
     
  10. 11. Men are like Snowstorms ............ You never know when they're coming, how many inchesyou'll get or how long it will last.

    12. Men are like ........
    Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.


    OMG they are hilarious!!:roflmfao::roflmfao:
    These two are my favorite ones!:lol::lol:
     
  11. :roflmfao::roflmfao::roflmfao::roflmfao::roflmfao:
     
  12. There is also a female version if someone can find it.
     
  13. That is hilarious! Number 11, made me laugh the most!
     
  14. :lol: That's so cute.

    I :heart: the Selena one, she got it right completely!
     
  15. too funny