Forget Homer´s buffoonery and Bart´s antics, these hot ladies are the real reason we tune into The Simpsons season after season. 10. Mindy Simmons Ever wonder if you´ve got a big ta-ta´d female equivalent lurking the lonely streets and lookin´ for love? Well, that´s exactly what Homer found in his coworker Mindy Simmons, a foxy redhead with an insatiable appetite for chili dogs, double-glazed doughnuts, and beer-fueled sessions in front of the tube. Swoon. 9. Lurleen Lumpkin After embarrassing Marge by getting booed out of a movie theater for his loutish behavior, a brooding Homer suddenly finds himself in a backwoods country bar, getting serenaded by the lovely Lurleen Lumpkin. Wooed by Lurleen´s sweet drawl, not to mention her blonde locks and a body that just won´t quit, Homer becomes her manager. But when Lurleen ditches her sweetness in favor of some strumpet-like advances, Homer retreats to the safety of wife and family. Pffff, ever hear of a little bit on the side, big guy?