Man, Woman & Mathematics

  1. Romance Mathematics
    • Smart man + smart woman = romance
    • Smart man + dumb woman = affair
    • Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
    • Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
    Office Mathematics
    • Smart boss + smart employee = profit
    • Smart boss + dumb employee = production
    • Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
    • Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
    Shopping Math
    • A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
    • A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn’t need.
    General Equations & Statistics
    • A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
    • A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
    • A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
    • A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
    • To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a
    • To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to
      understand her at all.
    • Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot
      more willing to die.
    Propensity To Change
    • A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
    • A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.
    Discussion Technique
    • A woman has the last word in any argument.
    • Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
  2. LOL! an oldie but a goodie!
  3. :lol:
  4. Very Funny !! :nuts:
  5. :lol: :lol: :lol: that is too funny *and true*
  6. :lol: :lol:
  7. thats funny, Vlad! :smile: nothing like a good funnie to see me off into the Easter break... only a couple of hours to go!!! woo hoo!
  8. Lololol
  9. So true, so true. LOL Thanks for posting, Vlad.
  10. ditto
  11. LOL nice!
  12. lol, so true.
  13. LOL! I'm bumping this even though it's from 2006 because someone sent it to my email, and I read it and it is sooooooooooo funny and true. So now a new batch of members can see this since the thread has been down since three years ago!

    So for those of you who haven't had the chance to read this before, I present you our noble leader, Vlad:

    Oh, and I especially "like" the "shopping math" part!!!
  14. Oh I laughed out loud reading this...then I read it to hubby haha - he got in the poo when he agreed :lol:
  15. :roflmfao: So funny and oh so true!