Love Poem to Mr Lau

  1. Alas, we haven't met
    Last time I checked
    Your numerous women are all regaled
    In exquisite Hermes, rendering me dismayed

    Without you, my life isn't sunny
    Your genius with money
    Goes with finding female honey
    I long for a gold Birkin or Kelly

    Will you give it to me?
    Oh, you amorous bee!
    Mistress Lau I wish to be
    Unlike the original Jane who was 60s A-List but now out
    And still has to pay Hermes at a discount

    Being a part of your entourage
    Means having a Black Amex which can possess crocs at large
    Women have your photo framed at their bedside tables
    Dreaming of holding your hand and strutting in their Russian sables

    Why, oh, why, you are so far away
    Why, oh, cruel Gods, am I Birkinless?
    Oh, Mr Lau, I don't even know your first name
    But I love your soul all the same


    :heart::love::heart::love::heart::love:
     
  2. :roflmfao:
     
  3. ...all for the love of H...:girlsigh:
     
  4. :nuts: but are you sure you want him. he looks like a old turtle
     
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  5. if he would look like this well then he would be cute (as in cuddly cute)
     
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  6. :roflmfao::roflmfao:

    Well, the man who looks like a turtle CAN buy H crocs and the entire H company!

    Why aren't you convinced of my total and unrelenting love and devotion?

    I already said I love his soul :graucho:
     
  7. Alas, we haven't met
    Last time I checked
    Your numerous women are all regaled
    In exquisite Hermes, rendering me dismayed

    Without you, my life isn't sunny
    Your genius with money
    Goes with finding female honey
    I long for a gold Birkin or Kelly

    Will you give it to me?
    Oh, you amorous bee!
    Mistress Lau I wish to be
    Unlike the original Jane who was 60s A-List but now out
    And still has to pay Hermes at a discount

    Being a part of your entourage
    Means having a Black Amex which can possess crocs at large
    Women have your photo framed at their bedside tables
    Dreaming of holding your hand and strutting in their Russian sables

    Why, oh, why, you are so far away
    Before H Chanel and others led me astray
    Why, oh, cruel Gods, am I Birkinless?
    I am consumed with intense malaise
    Oh, Mr Lau, I don't even know your first name
    But I love your soul all the same


    :heart::love::heart::love::heart::love:
     
  8. Lmao at transcendent1 and lilach :roflmfao:
     
  9. transcendent, *ROTFLMAO* ;)
     
  10. Transcendent, you really know how to tickle my funny bone.:roflmfao::roflmfao:
     
  11. Ladies, I am so disappointed in you all.

    I was being serious and you find it funny! I LOVE LOVE LOVE this man. How dare you call my man a turtle!

    :crybaby:
     
  12. :lol::lol::lol:
     
  13. Does anyone knows if Mr. Lau the 'turtle' beat his women?? Endless affair with movie stars, singers, salesgirls, etc. He is a billionare yes but also a very mean man to anyone other than his own blood and family.
     
  14. LMAO!!! :roflmfao::roflmfao::roflmfao: You made my day!! :woohoo: