laughter for pet owners

  1. Have you guys seen this going around? :lol: :lol:

    A DOG'S DIARY:
    7 am - Oh boy! A walk! My favorite!
    8 am - Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite!
    9 am - Oh boy! The kids! My favorite!
    Noon - Oh boy! The yard! My favorite!
    2 pm - Oh boy! A car ride! My favorite!
    3 pm - Oh boy! The kids! My favorite!
    4 pm - Oh boy! Playing ball! My favorite!
    6 pm - Oh boy! Welcome home Mom! My favorite!
    7 pm - Oh boy! Welcome home Dad! My favorite!
    8 pm - Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite!
    9 pm - Oh boy! Tummy rubs on the couch! My favorite!
    11 pm - Oh boy! Sleeping in my people's bed! My favorite!


    A CAT'S DIARY:
    Day 183 of my captivity... My captors continued to taunt me with bizarre
    little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am
    forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the
    hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from clawing the
    furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another house plant. Today my attempt to
    kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking
    almost succeeded - must try this at the top of the stairs.
    In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again
    induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair - must try this on their
    bed. Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body in an
    attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike
    fear in their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a
    good little cat I was. Hmmm, not working according to plan.
    There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in
    solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and
    smell the food. More important, I overheard that my confinement was due
    to my powers of inducing "allergies." Must learn what this is and how
    to use it to my advantage. I am convinced the other captives are
    flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems
    more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird, on
    the other hand, has got to be an informant and speaks with them
    regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current
    placement in the metal room, his safety is assured. But I can wait; it
    is only a matter of time.
     
  2. I have a cat and a dog. My hubby sent me this email a couple of weeks ago and I laughed so hard because it is soooooo true!!!! :lol:

    I think it is adorable that we subscribe such human thoughts to our animals!
     
  3. I love that, thanks!
     
  4. That's hilarious! I bet my cats and dogs are thinking the same thing.
     
  5. Oh my gosh!!! I live with that cat. That cat has the same type of thoughts as Stewy from the Family Guy.
     
  6. This is so funny!!!
     
  7. haha good find! the cat reminds me of stewie off the family guy!
     
  8. :roflmfao::roflmfao::roflmfao: love it!
     
  9. hahaha, cute!!!
     
  10. Omg, that is so true!! :roflmfao:
     
  11. :lol::lol:
    this is SO right... i think that's EXACTLY what my doggie is thinking :yes::lol:
     
  12. too cute
     
  13. MandM, I read that before, great stuff!
     
  14. :roflmfao: :roflmfao: :roflmfao: :roflmfao: That is hilarious!!! Thank you for posting.
     
  15. OMG that is hilarious....I swear that the cat is one of mine!!!!!!!!!!!