kinky...??

but why do I feel so ... erm... what's the word to use here....
Why do I feel so .... "not innocent" :Pwhen I am caressing my bags?
Why do I feel like I must NOT be caught doing this?:ninja:
Why do I feel so happy and satisfied petting my bags?:love::heart:

The only answer I can think of is "I am kinky"!:shocked::nogood: