Justin Timberlake To Explore His Submissive, Ass-Selling Side In New Madonna Video

  1. Madonna is putting the final touches on her forthcoming album, due in stores April 29th to be followed by a world tour in which the fauxtrage-exploiting pop icon will unveil her most blasphemous set-piece yet: A performance of "Papa Don't Preach" remixed to a dancehall beat, in which the singer will don a slutty, Gaultier-designed Mother Theresa habit, then proceed to be simulated-gang-banged by a group of background dancers outfitted as Jesus, Mohammed, Moses, and Martin Luther King. It promises to be nothing less than a show-stopper, but until then, we have her latest video, co-starring Timbaland and Justin Timberlake, to tide us over:

    The Queen of Pop's latest transformation will see her don a dominatrix-style latex catsuit in a raunchier-than-ever video for new single 4 Minutes To Save The World. We can reveal that in the promo Madge plays - wait for it - a pimp who rescues the planet in an impressive 240 seconds.
    Justin Timberlake and US producer Timbaland play her *****es.

    In the sexually charged video, Madge cracks the whip and gets her slaves, Justin and Timbaland, to do whatever she wants as she towers over their quivering bodies in killer heels.

    Whether the singer, approaching age 50, may be a little too old to squeeze back into those snug PVC numbers from her Sex book wardrobe closet (on whose door hangs a handwritten sign reading "Off Limits To All Ciccone-Ritchie Children Until Age 16 --That Includes YOU, David Banda!") we suppose remains to be seen. At least Timberlake's recent junk-pummeling experience on that Super Bowl Pepsi ad will have well-prepared him for the excruciating stiletto-abuse he'll inevitably suffer at the foot of a pop foremother desperately trying to cling to scandal-tinged relevancy.

  2. Madonna tries too hard to stay hip in my opinion.
  3. I can't wait to see the video, though!
  4. should be interesting!
  5. Isn't that the BEST title, though?
  6. Can't wait to see!!!!
  7. truly sad.
  8. We'll have to wait and see. I've heard a raggeaton remix of her la isla bonita which was great (! )!) so I can't wait to hear the papa don't preach version.
  9. I agree...both of them are annoying..
  10. Time's up, Madonna!
  11. if the above is true then she must be insane...doesn't she have anyone on her "team" that has some common sense to realize the backlash a stunt like this could cause? i'm gonna choose to believe that the above is a rumor because nobody can be that stupid...considering all the problems the world is witnessing because of extremists, this is plain crazy on so many levels...:tdown:
  12. She is still the highest paid female artist of all time - so she must be doing something right.

    Love her to pieces...
  13. *ugh* They alll need to get over themselves. I don't even know why Madonna is still making music it's horrible... and nobody wants to see more JT lol
  14. i will pass judgement whne i see it...:tup:
  15. So I guess 16 is appropriate for her children to know what a whore she is? She should have her children taken away from her. Hang it up hag. Gross.