Join Me In Writing Purse Poetry!

  1. LOL! Japanese Haiku, a traditional, venerated form of poetry consisting of 3 lines: the first is 5 syllables, the second is 7 syllables, and the third is 5 again! So, here's my entries in a purse theme!!

    HOT NEW CHANEL BAG
    OH NO! WHAT NERVE...WAITING LIST?
    BUT I WANT IT NOW!

    ENTICINGLY THERE
    Saks AT THE MALL BECKONS ME
    BALENCIAGA!

    DH IS BEING MEAN
    SAYS I HAVE TO SAVE FOR BAG
    "FEND(I) FOR YOURSELF!"


    :jammin:
     
  2. ^^lol!
     
  3. hehe..That's cute!
     
  4. Vuitton my hero,
    Has left my account zero,
    Must have bags, uh oh.
     
  5. Don't be no hag
    Get you a bag
    Don't be no ho
    Get you some mo
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    It's not haiku. But it is Inspired by haiku.
     
  6. Shimma and TR! too cute! :yahoo:


    L. Vuitton dreaming
    i'm scheming and conniving
    please Santa, Vernis!


    <wanna read more from you all!!!
    more, more, more :amuse:
     
  7. Balenciaga, Bottega, Fendi, Chanel
    Craving top of the line
    Shot my budget to hell...
     
  8. 2 baby Cabas in my house
    snuck them in..as quiet as a mouse
    when PHH sees what I spent this week..
    he is gonna sooooooooooo FREAK

    ROFL..hahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!
     
  9. ^LMAO!!:nuts:
     
  10. ^ Ohh Jill!! :roflmfao:
     
  11. Closet is Stuffed Full!
    CreditCard Denies Purchase!
    Need Sugar Daddy!
     
  12. Waiting for my Gucci
    Hope it makes me want to smoochy

    Why am I broke?
    This must be a joke

    Yo Vlad my man,
    Buy me some bags as fast as you can

    :shrugs:
     
  13. What I want: Chanel
    Classic jumbo flap--in plum!
    LV's OK, too.

    Louis Vuitton, dear--
    It's right next to Sak's, you know.
    You cannot miss it.

    I like monogram!
    But maybe I should branch out?
    Vernis, here I come!

    Behold! I have bought
    Nothing! That's right, not a thing!
    I am on a ban!
     

  14. Fu**in' hilarious! :roflmfao:
     
  15. Used to be happy with LV and Fendi,
    Until I decided to do some more spendy...
    Gotta get me some kneepads, to help DH weather the shock..
    When I show up at home with that BIG ORANGE BOX!!!