I've read 4 or 5 books, I'm seeing a trainer and I'm STILL annoyed. Maybe it's because I'm a control freak? We went an entire WEEK, Yoko is 13 weeks old and (excuse me) poops 3 times a day and pees and ungodly amount.... so a week was a LOT of perfectly placed paper-trained poops and pees RIGHT??? RIGHT?!?! My lord. So, she eats 3 tortilla chips she's found on the floor, and, yep, you guessed it...when it comes time to pass them it hurts. That was two days ago. Ever since, she's BACK TO SQUARE ONE. I mean SERIOUSLY square one. She isn't even sniffing around before she passes anything, she's just GOING, and usually within a few meters from her papers. How often is it possible to go BACK TO SQUARE ONE with housetraining???? I'm worried it's going to try my patience like gangbustas. HELP veteran doggies owners. HEEEELLLLPPPPP.