Hormones - Some Helpful Advice for Men....

  1. [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Hormones

    The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his own hands.

    This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other...

    DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
    SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
    SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
    ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

    DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
    SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
    SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
    ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

    DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
    SAFER: What did I do wrong?
    SAFEST: Here's fifty pounds/dollars.
    ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

    DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
    SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
    SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
    ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

    DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
    SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
    SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
    ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.

    12 Things PMS Stands For:

    1. Pass My Shotgun
    2. Psychotic Mood Shift
    3. Perpetual Munching Spree
    4. Puffy Mid-Section
    5. People Make me Sick
    6. Provide Me with Sweets
    7. Pardon My Sobbing
    8. Pass My Sweatpants
    9. Pissy Mood Syndrome
    10. Plainly; Men Suck
    11. Pack My Stuff......

    And my favourite one...

    12. Potential Murder Suspect

    Remember: Money talks...but chocolate sings.

    Another thing to giggle about... My husband, not happy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. When I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me diamonds.

    Here have some chocolate......
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  2. "Here, have some chocolates" :roflmfao::roflmfao::roflmfao:
     
  3. hahahahaha I love it!
     
  4. That was so funny, thanks for posting.
     
  5. Glad you enjoyed it - after all, what is life without a good giggle with girlfriends??

    I shall look out some more to share with you all..

    x
     
  6. ...it leaves a big red mark on his forehead."
    HAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!! Love that :yes:
     
  7. haha funny.. but but.. i dont like chocolate :sad: