I thought we could start threads where we could post things we've written. (Stories, poems, what have you.) This isn't done yet, but I wanted to share what I've written so far . . . feel free to comment, but please be nice! Heiress Im in the middle of a deep, dreamless sleep when all of a sudden I hear the first few bars of the Benny Hill theme song coming from my purse. My cell phone! I roll over to my bedside table and reach into my Monogram Multicolore Theda (in Blanc) where I left it last night, or if you want to get technical about it, earlier this morning. By the time I wake myself up and find my phone (a Sidekick III, covered in black Swarovski crystals) Ive missed the call, but the caller left a message. Good morning, Vicky, Sweetie! Its Mummy! Just wanted to tell you Daddy and I are looking forward to lunch with you and well send a car for you around noon! Love you! Ever since I moved to New York I have brunch with my parents the second Sunday of every month, if our schedules permit. Let me just start off by saying I am in love with my bedroom. Remember the movie Cruel Intentions? Its the same décor as Katherines room: royal blue walls with silver trim and accents. In the center of the room is a king sized four-poster bed. At the foot of the bed is an antique Louis Vuitton monogram steamer trunk I inherited from my grandmother. Her initials, in royal blue, are on the right side panel. My closet is my absolute favorite part, though. It was a guest room, but I have converted it to house my clothes and shoes. Go through my light baby blue marble bathroom, past the royal blue overstuffed chaise lounge and youll find rack after rack of my clothes and shelf after shelf of my shoes. (Think Karen Walkers closet in Will & Grace). Lights illuminate my shoe shelves, like a light would illuminate a piece of art. My clothes and shoes are organized by designer and collection. My handbags mostly consist of Louis Vuitton, but I do have some Dior and Gucci bags as well. I have some vintage Chanel things Im very excited about. My mom was doing one of her annual closet cleanups, and I snagged a couple of pieces (mostly coats, jackets and dresses). Another part of my closet houses my furs. I inherited my grandmothers fur collection. I love fur, but I would always feel too guilty buying anything new. I have no problem wearing vintage fur (only if its mink), so I was really glad Grandma left them to me. My mother and I have this tradition where we go through our closets once a year and donate some things to charity before we buy new things, but we always subscribe to the idea of basic pieces in your wardrobe, then occasionally add others. Ive grown up with Louis Vuitton, because the women in my family are Louis Vuitton collectors. One of my earliest memories was Grandmas Louis Vuitton steamer trunk. I loved looking at it and imagining all the beautiful things that would have been inside when she took it traveling with her. I would always accompany Mummy or Grandma to the Louis Vuitton boutique. Ive received many bags and shoes as gifts, and I (obviously) like treating myself, as well. I stick to a couple of basic bags that go with everything, but then I have the clutches for various outfits when I go out. (I also have the Multicolore Theda in Noir, and the Monogram Vernis Lexington in Framboise, Rouge, Marshmallow, Peppermint and Perle, too, to name a few). I also really love fragrances. Go into my bathroom and youll see my perfume bottles lined up in front of my mirror. I dont really have a signature scent. I just wear whatever I feel like that day, although there are some I wear more than others.