happy things

ilzabet

ilzabet

easily amused
Mar 11, 2006
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#1
i know we've done threads like this before, but i really need some cheering up. :smile: so....funny stories, jokes, happy things that happened to you today, anything please. :flowers:
 
#3
Aww **hugs**
This picture always makes me happy:
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#6
Ilzabet, here is a funny for you.....

TWO GUYS AT HOME DEPOT LOOKING FOR THEIR WIVES
>
> Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Home Depot
> when they collide. The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm
> looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was
> going." The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my
> wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
>
> The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife
> look like? The young guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with red hair,
> blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts. What
> does your wife look like?" The old guy says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look
> for yours
>
 
#7
my mother sent me this a couple of days ago..

Dear Mrs. Murray,

While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty Card,
the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering banning you and your
family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics.

Below is a list of offences over the past few months all verified by our
surveillance cameras:

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's
trolleys when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
intervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine
products aisle.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, "Code
3" in housewares..... And watched what happened.

5. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and told
shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and a Calor gas
stove.

7. September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him, he
began to cry and asked, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror,
picked his nose, and ate it.

9. November 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the
Housewares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the antidepressants
were.

10. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the
"Mission Impossible" theme.

11. December 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practised the "Madonna look"
using different size funnels.

12. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed, yelled
"PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, assumed
the foetal position and screamed "NO! NO! It's those voices again."

And; last, but not least:

14. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while;
then yelled, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here."

Yours sincerely,

Charles Brown

Store Manager
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#8
:biggrin: thanks everyone! (and how did i forget about cuteoverload? :noggin:)

between this, the reno 911 movie, and dinner out with girlfriends...i'm feeling much better.
 
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