HAHA! Just had to share this!

  1. Tiffany's Store
    A lady walks into Tiffany's. She browses around, spots a beautiful
    diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it.

    As she bends over to look moreclosely
    she inadvertently breaks wind.
    Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously
    to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now.
    As she turns around,
    her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a
    salesman standing right behind her.
    Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman
    greets the lady with,

    'Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?'
    Very uncomfortably,
    but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there
    at the time of her little 'accident',

    she asks, 'Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracele t?'
    He answers,

    'Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you're going to **** when I tell you the price.'

    I love it! :roflmfao::roflmfao::roflmfao:
  2. :roflmfao::roflmfao::roflmfao:

    are they really THAT expensive?? :nuts:
  3. Now THAT is funny!
  4. LOL!! Hahahaha that's so funny!

  5. :roflmfao::roflmfao::roflmfao: My husband and I just about laughed to tears over this one!!!!:woohoo::woohoo:
  6. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! That is SOOOO funny!!!!!! :smile:
  7. Lol !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  8. Omg!!!!!!!! Lmaooooooooo
  9. too funny!!!!
  10. That is too cute!
  11. Thanks for the :roflmfao::roflmfao::roflmfao:
  12. That is just too darn funny!!!
  13. **** i'm in tears too
  14. Oh man, I always love a good fart joke. HAHAHA, too funny!
  15. Oh god that was so funny heehee