Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0

  1. My DH is a programmer and sent this to me.
    I wonder if he can relate. :suspiciou

    Dear Tech Support:
    Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed
    that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed
    itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system
    Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6
    I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to
    run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to
    Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please
    A Troubled User.
    Dear Troubled User:
    This is a very common problem that men complain about.
    Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an
    OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!!
    It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend

    7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from
    the system once installed.
    You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to
    not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under
    Warnings-Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and

    work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background
    application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.
    The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE
    because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before

    the system will return to normal anyway.
    Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high
    1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0,

    Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.
    However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use
    will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this
    happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to
    purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds
    5.0 !
    WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With
    Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and
    Best of luck
  2. Your husband obviously has a good sense of humor. How cute... :lol: :lol: :lol:

    And yes the uninstall does not work on Wife 1.0 from what I hear :biggrin:
  3. I find it hilarious.
  4. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I should keep this from my fiance in case he changes his mind.

    I don't even come with Clean Sweep or Cook It...any more than he does:lol: .
  5. :lol: :lol: :lol:
  6. Lol!^^
  7. :d
  8. That is a riot!
  9. Hahaha very very funny !!!!
  10. lmao! :lol: :lol: :lol: That is so funny. I am sending that to my bf :p
  11. :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: thanks for posting this. Very funny. I am going to send it to DH
  12. Oh dear! That's hilarious! Thanks :smile:
  13. Too funny!!! lol.... installing Secretary 3.3 may cause entire system to crash and all files and applications (Poker Night 10.3, etc) to be lost :p
  14. Lololol!
  15. that was great-- I'm sending it to my DH now...