Funny, weird, bad listings list!

[LVoeShopping]

Have you looked at her Other listings, like this dress:


http://www.ebay.com/itm/Neiman-Marc..._WC_Dresses&hash=item4603ca1543#ht_5071wt_689

And she gives two phone numbers, so can reach her with your questions

...same with this one
http://www.ebay.com/itm/5-5K-Chanel...0450?pt=US_CSA_WC_Dresses&hash=item4603b6ec72

I can only imagine the phone calls this seller gets!

 

[Lisie]

Haha not bad! Why not ... People at least see how it fits
As mentioned before the description is more irritating than the pics.

 

[ChiqueChic]

WOW! 1860 one-of-a-kind pianos!?

Bonus points to anyone who can tell me why having 1,860 one-of-a-kind pianos would mean they "don't have to put questionable bags out"?

LOL

I think she meant they have a piano that was made in the year 1860. I think grammar isn't one of her skill sets hehe

 

[lizmil]

Darn, I missed the initial auction, but the gal with the giant black bag and the lipstick red dress is something else. Her measurements and phone numbers in the listing?!

 

[Lilarose]

Okay, this one is on Malleries and I almost spit out the food in my mouth.
Read the description carefully, noting "no closure," then look at the photos.

Everything is kosher until the last photo.

Pray tell, how do you double twist this necklace around your neck without taking your head off if there is no clasp? Cause, ya know, that's going to HURT!

http://www.malleries.com/lovely-vin...ue-pearl-sautoir-necklace-i-68100-s-2632.html

 

[LVoeShopping]

Okay, this one is on Malleries and I almost spit out the food in my mouth.
Read the description carefully, noting "no closure," then look at the photos.

Everything is kosher until the last photo.

Pray tell, how do you double twist this necklace around your neck without taking your head off if there is no clasp? Cause, ya know, that's going to HURT!

http://www.malleries.com/lovely-vintage-chanel-1981-gray-baroque-pearl-sautoir-necklace-i-68100-s-2632.html

Agreed. That last pic is impossible if you have a umm I don't know...a head! Lol

 

[babyontheway]

Okay, this one is on Malleries and I almost spit out the food in my mouth.
Read the description carefully, noting "no closure," then look at the photos.

Everything is kosher until the last photo.

Pray tell, how do you double twist this necklace around your neck without taking your head off if there is no clasp? Cause, ya know, that's going to HURT!

http://www.malleries.com/lovely-vin...ue-pearl-sautoir-necklace-i-68100-s-2632.html

OMFG I can barely breath right now- that is HYSTERICAL!!!! Maybe the necklace comes with an instruction manual on how to double it up

 

[babyontheway]

I love this thread! I really wish she posted pictures of the back of the dress

Have you looked at her Other listings, like this dress:


http://www.ebay.com/itm/Neiman-Marc..._WC_Dresses&hash=item4603ca1543#ht_5071wt_689

And she gives two phone numbers, so can reach her with your questions

 

[Lilarose]

Have you looked at her Other listings, like this dress:


http://www.ebay.com/itm/Neiman-Marc..._WC_Dresses&hash=item4603ca1543#ht_5071wt_689

And she gives two phone numbers, so can reach her with your questions

Wow - from the listing: skinnyfying

Wonder how many points that's worth on Words with Friends?

I'm surprised she didn't offer a 900# on her listings.

 

[Princess CFD]

...same with this one
http://www.ebay.com/itm/5-5K-Chanel-05C-Tweed-Celeb-Black-White-Fringe-Dress-Top-Evening-Gown-2-4-34-36-/300710030450?pt=US_CSA_WC_Dresses&hash=item4603b6ec72

I can only imagine the phone calls this seller gets!

Wow Aaron's a lucky (and very brave) boyfriend

 

[LVoeShopping]

Well this certainly throws the "New With Tags" out the window for me...
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Biatta-Chanel-Convertible-Bra-36C-Pink-Champagne-Super-Sexy-New-w-Tags-/400280023666?pt=US_CSA_WC_Intimates&hash=item5d328c7272#ht_1802wt_1185

she has a bunch listed and she tries them all on!

...had to share this one too lol
http://http://www.ebay.com/itm/ONeill-RINGS-RETRO-Bikini-NWT-SUPER-SEXY-Size-S-/380323599211?pt=US_CSA_WC_Swimwear&hash=item588d0d936b#ht_1967wt_1185

 

[MarneeB]

:giggles: This thread is cracking me up.

 

[tutushopper]

Well this certainly throws the "New With Tags" out the window for me...
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Biatta-Chanel-Convertible-Bra-36C-Pink-Champagne-Super-Sexy-New-w-Tags-/400280023666?pt=US_CSA_WC_Intimates&hash=item5d328c7272#ht_1802wt_1185

she has a bunch listed and she tries them all on!

...had to share this one too lol
http://http://www.ebay.com/itm/ONeill-RINGS-RETRO-Bikini-NWT-SUPER-SEXY-Size-S-/380323599211?pt=US_CSA_WC_Swimwear&hash=item588d0d936b#ht_1967wt_1185

Oh my...NWT but worn in by her...gives a whole new meaning to eww.

 

[KayuuKathey]

Ha! That listing is the best, for some reason this one cracks me up just because this lady wants to make sure she poses in multiple outfits with this bag....

http://www.ebay.com/itm/MINT-Chanel...166?pt=US_CSA_WH_Handbags&hash=item4603ac872e

thats why when i sell, I make sure im not in the picture. She looks...awkward.

 

[KayuuKathey]

Well this certainly throws the "New With Tags" out the window for me...
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Biatta-Chanel-Convertible-Bra-36C-Pink-Champagne-Super-Sexy-New-w-Tags-/400280023666?pt=US_CSA_WC_Intimates&hash=item5d328c7272#ht_1802wt_1185

she has a bunch listed and she tries them all on!

...had to share this one too lol
http://http://www.ebay.com/itm/ONeill-RINGS-RETRO-Bikini-NWT-SUPER-SEXY-Size-S-/380323599211?pt=US_CSA_WC_Swimwear&hash=item588d0d936b#ht_1967wt_1185

The second auction is hilarious.