Funny - This Year's best headlines!

    [actual] HEADLINES OF 2005:


    [Imagine that!]

    Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

    [No, really?]

    Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

    [ That'll stop 'em. ]

    Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?

    [Not if I wipe thoroughly!]

    Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

    [What a guy!]

    Miners Refuse to Work after Death

    [Those-good-for-nothing lazy so-and-sos!]

    Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

    [See if that works any better than a fair trial!]

    War Dims Hope for Peace

    [I can see where it might have that effect!]

    If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile

    [You think?]

    Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

    [Who would've thought!]

    Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

    [They may be on to something!]

    Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges !

    [You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?]

    Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge

    [He probably IS the battery charge!]

    New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger

    Test Group
    [Weren't they fat enough?!]

    Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

    [That's what he gets for eating those beans!]

    Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

    [Taste like chicken?]

    Local High School
    Dropouts Cut In Half

    [Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]

    Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

    [Boy, are they tall!]

    And the winner is....

    Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead


  2. These are hilarious! I have a friend who sends me funny emails, so I copied these and sent them to him.

    thanks for sharing these!
  3. Hahaha :roflmfao: Hilarious !!!
  4. Very Funny! :p :lol:
  5. Hahahaha I love those kind of things... You know what they meant, but when you read it later it sounds like some 3rd grader wrote it
  6. this is hilarious!
    the comments are even funnier than the headlines.
  7. Those are really funny!
  8. I agree :roflmfao: :roflmfao: :roflmfao:
  9. ^^ I agree! I think the last one is hilarious!!:roflmfao: :roflmfao: :roflmfao:
  10. Oh- I just had to send that one out!! :roflmfao:
  11. I'm sending this out!!
  12. 8D hahahahaha hilarious!! I've been snorting (with laughter) the entire way down the page.

    now I need to email these....
  13. Heehee!
  14. omg! love it.
  15. :roflmfao::roflmfao: Who knew typhoons could be funny?