Posted By StinkyMonkey
Posted Jul 13, 2007
Unfortunately, I slept in so late that missed my favorite TV show.
Fortunately, it is on again tomorrow.
Unfortunately you'll have to wake up early to go to work
Fortunately, I can TiVo it.
Unfortunately the power goes out and it doesnt record anything.
Fortunately, it was a re-run.
Unfortunatly, it was a re-run you missed the first time.
Fortunately it will be on again tomorrow
Unfortunatelly your friends want you to go out so you miss it again.
Fortunately there's tivo
Unfortunatly, your Tivo is broken.
Fortunatley my friends cancelled.
Unfortunately they're coming round instead
Fortunately they don't stay that long
Unfortunately, they eat all your food and drink your good wine.