English Phwoar - similar to 'schawing!' It sounds odd in an American accent, but it's hilarious when said correctly. Cockney Rhyming Slang - I only understand Apples and Pears (stairs) but if it's used in a sentence, I can usually figure it out. I remember the scene in Austin Powers Goldmember where Austin is talking to his dad and the conversation is subtitled. I could make out about half of what they were saying. They completely lost me when ? ? ? ? showed on the bottom of the screen. Blimey - I say this sometimes, but it's mostly in jest. Oi! - I start my e-mails to my dad this way. Wanker - "But don't talk to them; they're wankers" sounds funny. Then there are phrases like "piss off" and "bloody hell" and "stupid git."