Extreme Blond

  1. *She thought a quarterback was a refund.
    *She thought General Motors was in the army.
    *She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats
    *At the bottom of an application where it says “Sign here” she wrote “Sagittarius”
    *She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept
    *She sent a fax with a stamp on it
    *She tripped over a cordless phone
    *She spent 20 minutes looking at a carton of Orange juice because it said
    Concentrate

    *She told me to meet her at the corner of “Walk and Don’t walk”
    *She tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order
    *She sold her car for gas money
    *When she missed the #44 bus she took the #22 twice
    *When she went to the airport and saw a sing that said “Airport Left” she turned around and went home.
    *She studied for a blood test.
    *When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved
    *She thought if she spoke her mind, she’d be speechless.
    *She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
    *She had a shirt that said “TGIF” which she thought stood for “This Goes In Front”
    *She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company!
     
  2. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  3. Hysterical! Thanks for making me laugh out loud (my boss is a little suspicious - ha - who cares!) love it!
     
  4. Those are really funny. I just laughed out loud and I'm home alone.
     
  5. Hilarious! I'm glad I'm at home, where no one can give me odd looks for laughing.
     
  6. LOLOLOL! I'm pasting these into an email for my other blond friends:smile:
     
  7. lol. Those are great. :lol: