*She thought a quarterback was a refund. *She thought General Motors was in the army. *She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats *At the bottom of an application where it says Sign here she wrote Sagittarius *She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept *She sent a fax with a stamp on it *She tripped over a cordless phone *She spent 20 minutes looking at a carton of Orange juice because it said Concentrate *She told me to meet her at the corner of Walk and Dont walk *She tried to put M&Ms in alphabetical order *She sold her car for gas money *When she missed the #44 bus she took the #22 twice *When she went to the airport and saw a sing that said Airport Left she turned around and went home. *She studied for a blood test. *When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved *She thought if she spoke her mind, shed be speechless. *She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening. *She had a shirt that said TGIF which she thought stood for This Goes In Front *She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company!