Drive-Thru ATM

  1. A sign in the Bank Lobby reads: "Please note that this Bank is
    installing new Drive-through teller machines enabling customers to
    withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.
    Customers using this
    new facility, after months of careful research, are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts


    MALE & FEMALE procedures have been developed. Please
    follow the appropriate steps for your gender."

    MALE PROCEDURE:

    1. Drive up to the cash machine.
    2. Put down your car window.
    3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
    4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
    5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
    6. Put window up.
    7. Drive off.

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    FEMALE PROCEDURE:

    1. Drive up to cash machine.
    2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car
    window with the machine.
    3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
    4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat
    to locate card.
    5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
    6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
    7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due
    to its excessive distance from the car.
    8. Insert card.
    9. Re-insert card the right way.
    10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN
    written on the inside back page.
    11. Enter PIN.
    12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
    13. Enter amount of cash required.
    14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
    15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
    16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
    17. Write debit amount in check register and place
    receipt in back of checkbook.
    18. Re-check makeup and shake head to fluff hair.
    19. Drive forward 2 feet.
    20. Reverse back to cash machine.
    21. Retrieve card.
    22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place
    card into the slot provided.
    23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
    24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
    25. Redial person on cell phone.
    26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
    27. Release Parking Brake.
     
  2. That's SO cute and SO funny!
     
  3. :lol: :lol:
     
  4. LOOOL that sounds exactly like me!! sad, but true
     
  5. LOL! :lol: I can identify with the whole backing up, putting on the parking brake and opening the door to get to the ATM. I can never get it right :shame:
     
  6. lol!! That's cute haha
     
  7. :lol: :lol: oh you guys know how to make someone smile!!!
     
  8. hahaha! thankfully I'm like a male when I use the drivethru ATMs ;P
     
  9. hehehhe, that's so hilarious and true
     
  10. lol in addition to all that stuff, i have my favorite drive-thru ATMs both in Athens and my home town because i drive an SUV and not all of them are up high enough for my liking :smile:

    sometimes i feel like i have to have a passenger hold my ankles while i dangle out the window trying to reach the way-low ATMs!
     
  11. Ughh I have had such drive thru troubles!!! I get too flustered if I actually have to put money into the container and shoot it to the teller, so I always go inside. Yep, I'm *that* woman. Haha.
     
  12. lol that is so true, immediately I smiled! how cute:biggrin:
     
  13. I LOVE that! Sounds just like me! Except I probably look in the mirror more than twice! Too funny!
     
  14. Lol!
     
  15. Very funny!:amuse: My sister does the same thing!