Thanks, girlie for sharing your cute stories. It does make me laugh (hard) and made my day better.
Good Lord...you just reminded me of #4!! Today, I was carrying my Apple Green City and my 10 year old asked if was called "traffic Light green". Sure enough, I looked up at the next light and it was a PERFECT MATCH. But, then I congratulated her!! I mean, I'm breeding/training another entire generation of Bal whack jobs. Stop me before I reproduce again......
I was in deepest, darkest downtown (think middle of Manhattan) yesterday, about 20 kilometres from where I live, walking with a client, when a FedEx driver hopped out of the truck, did a double take and said, "Oh Hi Mrs. xxx! You're pretty far away from home!"