Coming soon, at a Hermes near you... too near if you ask me. The darkened laboratory room was only lit by the flickering glow of candles as the figure of the craftsman stood above the ruined body of his prey. Oh, how his colleagues would rue the day where they mocked his mastery of the bag and he was demoted down to small accessories! One by one, he collected the discarded cuts from their tables each evening, preserving them in unholy rituals until the time came. And now the time had come.