Thank you Hermès for your online store, which provides great stories:
I ordered something the other day and was not home to sign for the package. Had to drive to UPS to claim the package.
In front of me was a guy claiming his package, and the UPS employee asked if he really wanted to have his package. He very much confirmed.
The employee repeated her question, adding that the customs check was positive for drugs!!! The guy confirmed.
She told him, that she would have to call the cops.
He confirmed.
So she called the cops, and he still wasn't handed over his package.
Hilarious!
Dear Hermes, my wallet thanks you for the website revamp. Makes it sooo much easier to avoid temptation for scarves.