WHAT: an ugly seafoamy blue fake Paddy. It appears to be a popular color for fakes!
WHO: a tall blonde with long hair. She was very young so she was probably a student. No excuse, though...
WHERE: "Bob Marley Fest" at Blueberry Hill in University City Missouri. DH is a huge Reggae lover and has been ever since his hippie days when he had hair down to the middle of his back. We went to Jamaica on our honeymoon just to connect with the source.
ME: Wearing my old faithful rock star bag - the choco patent chain handled Betty. Actually DH planned the evening as a surprise. He has this maddening way of never telling me where he has decided to go - what restaurant, movie, etc.. and so I was peeved that I didn't have a chance to carefully put together a reggae outfit with the appropriate Chloe. It ultimately didn't matter because I was sweating up a storm dancing and wouldn't have wanted to ruin anything too good! But when I saw that gal with the fake Paddy I started yelling at her (HEY- you know that's a FAKE?!) and DH had to pull me away.