Can be enjoyed by male or female

  1. THE
    RANGE
    OF
    8
    INCHES
    LONG.
    THE FUNCTIONING OF WHICH IS
    ENJOYED
    BY
    MEMBERS
    OF
    BOTH
    SEXES.
    IS
    USUALLY FOUND HUNG, DANGLING READY
    LOOSELY
    FOR
    INSTANT
    ACTION.
    IT BOASTS OF A CLUMP OF
    LITTLE
    HAIRY
    THINGS
    AT
    ONE
    END
    AND
    SMALL
    HOLE AT THE OTHER.

    IN USE, IT
    IS

    INSERTED,
    ALMOST
    ALWAYS
    WILLINGLY, SOMETIMES SLOWLY,
    SOMETIMES
    QUICKLY,
    INTO
    A
    WARM,
    FLESHY, MOIST OPENING WHERE
    IT
    IS
    THRUST
    IN
    AND
    DRAWN
    OUT
    AGAIN
    AND AGAIN MANY TIMES IN
    SUCCESSION,
    OFTEN
    QUICKLY
    AND
    ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING BODILY MOVEMENTS.
    ANYONE
    FOUND
    LISTENING IN WILL MOST SURELY
    RECOGNIZE
    THE
    RHYTHMIC,
    PULSING
    SOUND, RESULTING FROM THE
    WELL
    LUBRICATED
    MOVEMENTS.
    WHEN
    FINALLY WITHDRAWN, IT LEAVES
    BEHIND
    A
    JUICY,
    FROTHY,
    WHITE
    STICKY
    SUBSTANCE, SOME OF WHICH WILL
    NEED
    CLEANING FROM
    THE
    OUTER
    SURFACES OF THE OPENING AND
    SOME
    OF
    FROM
    ITS
    LONG
    GLISTENING
    SHAFT. AFTER EVERYTHING IS
    DONE
    AND
    THE
    FLOWING


    AND
    CLEANSING
    LIQUIDS HAVE CEASED
    EMANATING,
    IT
    IS
    RETURNED
    TO
    ITS
    FREELY
    HANGING STATE OF REST, READY
    YET
    FOR
    ANOTHER
    BIT
    OF
    ACTION,
    HOPEFULLY REACHING ITS
    BRISTLING
    CLIMAX
    TWICE
    OR
    THREE
    TIMES A
    DAY, BUT OFTEN MUCH LESS.

    WHAT AM I???????

    AS YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY

    GUESSED,

    THE

    ANSWER

    TO

    THE

    RIDDLE

    IS

    NONE OTHER THAN YOUR VERY OWN.......

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    TOOTHBRUSH.........
    what were you thinking?
    You PERVERT! :roflmfao:
     
  2. *spits out drink*
    Wow, I have a dirty mind. :nuts:
     
  3. Wow - I thought it was the first ever p**n thread! LOL!
     
  4. Very good! I just sent it off to my husband, he'll appreciate this kind of humor-:supacool:
     
  5. lol I've seen a similar one of this only it ended like 'your first visit to the dentists office' or something like that LOL
     
  6. lol! I remember that from one of those forwards that I got in HS :smile:
     
  7. yayy i guessed toothbrush, and I was right!
     
  8. Me toooo!!!