brand names

  1. I'm bored. I miss my Dh. And I'm getting quite inebrieated. At least I'm not driving.
    I started thinking about the people that come up with brand names. Your assignment: come up with a name for a new toilet paper. Its soft, it absorbs (eeyew!) and its pleasing to the eye. Oh yeah, and we want to attract the 16 - 24 year old crowd.


    (former marketing director for a record label)
     
  2. Suck it!
     
  3. can you elaborate?
     
  4. Absorbee or Absorbme
     
  5. :roflmfao::roflmfao::roflmfao:
     
  6. Cushy Tooshy
    Because...it wipes your tooshy and its soft and cushy!
     
  7. "Embrace The Poo"
     
  8. "Crap Trapper"? Oh, never mind
     
  9. lol well the name "suck it" would be appropriate for the market due to its double ententre nature, it refers to both the aborbtion of the paper as very efficent decribing the process as "sucking" as well as the fact that sex appeals to everyone these days and with 16 yr olds horrmones running wild the "suck it" brand would attract their intital attention and hopefully then purchase the product, ok ive been analisying too many texts at school :wtf:
     

  10. Sold! :yes:
     
  11. Crap trapper LOL!!!!!!!! :lol::lol::lol:
     
  12. Poo-hoo?
     
  13. Add an accent to the last "e" on the second one and you've got the perfect yuppie brand.
     
  14. :wtf: I hope not!!!
     
  15. this thread had no hope as it started out in the gutter