Brain Transplant...

  1. In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their
    family member lay gravely ill.

    Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.

    "I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the
    worried faces.

    "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain

    It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope.
    Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the
    brain yourselves.."

    The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great
    length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?"
    The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a
    female brain."

    The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding
    eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked.
    A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone
    wanted to ask,
    "Why is the male brain so much more?"

    The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire
    group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the
    price of the female brains, because they've actually been used."

  2. hah...good one!
  3. oh yes i've read this before! great laugh coss i had forgotten the punch line!
  4. I don't get it
  5. ^lol Charles......
  6. lol!!
  7. Ohhh Charles!!!
  8. lol.

  9. lol silly
  10. That's funny! I'm going to tell DH!
  11. Hahaha! Thanks for the joke!
  12. hahaha that was so funny!
  13. BAHAHA
    Jesus, that is so funny, thanks for the laugh!
  14. ROFL.... charles you crack me up.