Boring day at the Office? How about some Dares?


  1. [FONT=tahoma,sans-serif]ONE-POINT DARES

    1. Run one lap around the office at top speed

    2. Groan out loud in the toilet cubicle (at least one other non-player' must be in the toilet at the time).

    3. Ignore the first five people who say 'hello' to you.

    4. Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say, "Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye."

    5. To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your head.

    6. When someone hands you a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper huskily, "Mmmmmmm, that feels soooooo good!"

    7. Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, "Sorry, I really prefer it this way".

    8. Walk sideways to the photocopier.

    9. While riding in a lift, gasp dramatically every time the doors open.

    THREE-POINTS DARES

    1. Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him with double-barreled fingers.

    2. Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask, "Did you get all that, I don't want to have to repeat it".

    3. Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice).

    4. Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle (there must be a 'non-player' within sight).

    5. Shout random numbers while someone is counting.

    FIVE POINT DARES

    1. At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you actually launch into it yourself).

    2. Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.

    3. For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Bob".

    4. Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a number two".

    5. After every sentence, say 'mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. As in "the report's on your desk, mon". Keep this up for one hour.

    6. While an office mate is out, move their chair into the lift.

    7. In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!"

    8. At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, "As God is my witness, I'll never go hungry again."

    9. In a colleague's diary, write in 10am: "See how I look in tights".

    10. Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask "You wanna trade?"

    11. Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now".

    12. Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say, "I can't talk about it".

    13. Posing as a maitre d', call a colleague and tell him he's won a lunch for four at a local restaurant. Let him go.

    14. Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig, etc) during a very important conference call.

    15. Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk.

    16. Hang a two-foot long piece of toilet roll from the back of your pants and act genuinely surprised when someone points it out.

    17. Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuit, smash each biscuit with your fist.

    18. During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the door.

    19. Arrange toy figures on the table to represent each meeting attendee, move them according to the movements of their real-life counterparts.

    And if that wasn't enough for you here are some examples of insane acts you can use anywhere...

    1. At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

    2. Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

    3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

    4. Put your rubbish bin on your desk and label it "IN."

    5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over his or her caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

    6. In the subject field for all your e-mails, write " FOR SEXUAL FAVOURS".

    7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."

    8. Don't use any punctuation

    9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

    10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

    11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

    12. Sing along at the opera.

    13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

    14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.

    15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

    16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard.

    17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won! I Won! 3rd time this week!!!"

    18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!"
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  2. :lol::lol::nuts::roflmfao::roflmfao:
    will the boss be happy?!?!:shrugs:
     
  3. :roflmfao: :roflmfao: :roflmfao:

    OMG!!! That's soooo funny! I've not seen that one before. I got some seriously odd looks from my brother when I was laughing out loud at my pc. I'm going to forward it on to my Dad whose stuck in the office today. Thank you so much it really made me laugh!
     
  4. Um, if I did that, the other lawyers would send me home on FMLA :huh:

    Soooooooooooooooooooo *decides not to do the list*
     
  5. Seriously, I used to have a colleague who is a #8 one-pointer, that's just how he is.
    And Cal, have you tried any yourself?
    My husband would do some five-pointers just to annoy me, of course he gets what he wants everytime!!!
     
  6. KK - I'm trying them but my kids don't seem to care. Hmmmmmph. Sometimes it's no fun being a SAHM.

    Does your colleague seriously walk sideways to the printer? That's bizzare. Tally up his points and present them to him at the end of next week.....I DARE YOU!:graucho:
     
  7. That is sofa king hilarious! But if I did any of that, I would get fired.
     
  8. :lol: Too fun! If only I had a job at an office...
     
  9. hahaha...the best part is that if i did most of those things at my work, no one would really care, but i work in a large retail store.

    we play bouncy ball baseball on the sales floor with the bouncy balls that they sell in the little vending machines near the front doors and the backs of clipboards.
     
  10. I am soooo trying those right now. I might get my coworkers to play later.
     
  11. hahah I love those!!
     
  12. :roflmfao: :roflmfao: :roflmfao:

    I would absolutely love to try those -- especially some of the 5 pointers -- I'm still at the office and so tempted. Unfortunately, I suspect with all the people that are still here, they might just pad the walls of my office and send in a straitjacket for me.
     
  13. Very funny, thanks for sharing.
     
  14. I would love to try it out but I have just started a new job and I would be too scared as they might think I am normally like that!

    I am such a wuss!
     
  15. Ones we did at work (when I worked in a office).
    I will give them 5 points:

    1) Lower the swivle chairs on people who sit near you, it may take them some time to figure out what is wrong....

    2) Take the phone mouthpiece out of the phone, they can hear the other person but the other person can't hear them.......Too funny.

    3) Did the decaf. thing, people knew something was wrong.

    4) Make a clay vodoo doll and keep on desk and each time someone stands in front of you stick a paper clip bent out like a line in to the doll.

    5) Bring literature on something like Scientology and keep passing it out to all your co-workers.......

    We did more, but our office was one to mess around and find humor in things.