Anyone sleep talk share your stories...

LOL These are great!

My ex once said, "Hello little hamster," in his sleep. It was hilarious because he was such a tough guy. After that for every gift-giving occasion I purchased for him one of those little dancing and singing hamsters.

My DH actually talks in his sleep quite a bit as well but it's boring work stuff so far!
 
This is a fun thread! I used to share a room with my sister and she would tell me that I talk in my sleep. Apparently one time I was asking "where's the knife? where did you put the knife". I think she thought I wanted to kill her... we did fight a lot. :devil:

My husband doesn't complain so maybe I don't do it anymore? He does talk in his sleep though... I'm usually half asleep myself so I don't remember anything he says in the morning.
 
Here's a good one. I went into the bedroom, and asked hubby if he was asleep. Here's our conversation after that:

Him: "The answer to your question is 4.39406903704." (Or something like that.)
Me: "Are you sure?"
Him: "Yes. I did it on my calculator." Then he pretend-hissed at me like a cat, which we do to each other in jest quite often.

No, he does not remember this conversation. I wish I had taped it!