This is what makes me think this story is fake.
I think Patrick is just trying to sound cool and like he/she has money.
This statement has nothing to do with the story - he just wanted to mention 'I TOLD her to go make me some food'. Why would you mention that?
No, I talked to her about it the following day after it happened. I said I was sorry if I was like that.
I'm sorry if I disappointed any of you.