Posted By PinkSuadeSoho
Posted Dec 24, 2008
Never compromise your principles
And don't steal peoples thunder
Nor their husbands
Thou shall not covet thy fellow tPFr's husbands or bags!
Thou shalt not have guard dogs to protect your DH from loose women
Thou shall do your job and go moderate in LV forum (okay, I'm running out of funnies!)
^^^ Never poke your nose where it doesn't belong!
Or mind your own Beeswax (tiptoe, tiptoe, tiptoe!)
If your SO is ever unfaithful, run, don't look back!
^^^ But not before taking him to the cleaners
Love DOES NOT feed a hungry stomach!
Don't eat too much red meat!
If you are the first to wake up, go back to sleep!
Do not fart in a crowded elevator!
if you do fart glare at another person so no one thinks that it was u!
Never go to bed mad!