Advice for the person below you!

  1. Never compromise your principles
     
  2. And don't steal peoples thunder :roflmfao:
     
  3. Nor their husbands:roflmfao:
     
  4. Thou shall not covet thy fellow tPFr's husbands :roflmfao: or bags!
     
  5. Thou shalt not have guard dogs to protect your DH from loose women:roflmfao:
     
  6. Thou shall do your job and go moderate in LV forum :roflmfao: (okay, I'm running out of funnies!)
     
  7. ^^^ Never poke your nose where it doesn't belong!

    Or mind your own Beeswax (tiptoe, tiptoe, tiptoe!)
     
  8. ^^^^ LOL!

    If your SO is ever unfaithful, run, don't look back!
     
  9. ^^^ But not before taking him to the cleaners :roflmfao:

    Love DOES NOT feed a hungry stomach!
     
  10. Don't eat too much red meat!
     
  11. Live
    Love
    Laugh
    Let Go...
     
  12. If you are the first to wake up, go back to sleep!
     
  13. Do not fart in a crowded elevator!:yucky:
     
  14. if you do fart glare at another person so no one thinks that it was u!
     
  15. Never go to bed mad!