Having some fun with an addiction questionnaire. For entertainment purposes only. See your mental health professional (or Hermes SA) if you feel you are really having trouble. We are all in this boat together, arent we!!! Do you ever lose time from work or school due to Hermes? (or tPF) Has Hermes ever made your home life unhappy? (if so, you need to improve at sneaking in your purchases) Does Hermes affect your reputation? (LOL) Have you ever felt remorse after shoppping for your Hermes bags, scarves, or lovely items for the home? (ha, I know you all answered no to this one!) Do you often shop at Hermes, eBay or L-Z until your last dollar is gone? (or your SO's last dollar) Do you ever borrow to finance your Birkin? (seriously, dont do this one) Have you ever sold anything to finance Hermes (like LV) Are you reluctant to use "Hermes bag money" for normal expenditures? (like LV, food, rent) Does Shopping for Birkins make you careless of the welfare of yourself or your family? (like leaving your daughter in H to run get your wallet to buy a birkin, LOL) After a croc Kelly score do you have a strong urge to return and find one in another color? (or a few accessories, hmmmm?) Do you often buy Hermes until the last dollar (in your bearn wallet) is gone? Do you ever shop at Hermes or eBay longer than you had planned? (LOL, of course, we all do that!) Have you ever bought a little something at Hermes to escape worry or trouble? (of course, its the best way to escape worry or trouble, duh!) Have you ever committed, or considered committing, an illegal act to finance Hermes purchases? (stealing from DH DOES count) Does thinking about Birkins and Kelleys in exotic skins cause you to have difficulty in sleeping? (do dreams count??) Do arguments, disappointments or frustrations create within you an urge to go immediately to see your Hermes SA? (they never waiver in their devotion) Do you ever have an urge to celebrate any good fortune by a few hours of shopping at Hermes eBay, or L-Z? (and celebrate your purchases at the PF) If you answered yes to more than three questions (AND YOU DID), congratulations!!