A Little PG Christmas Humor

  1. When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.

    Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mother was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more.

    When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More stress.

    Then when Santa began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked, and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys everywhere.

    So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hidden the liquor, and there was nothing to drink.

    In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw end off the broom.

    Just then the doorbell rang, and the irritable Santa trudged to the door. He opened the door, and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said, very cheerfully,

    "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't it a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?"
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    And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.
     
  2. Lmao!
     
  3. LOL Too funny! Merry Christmas!!!:smile:
     
  4. Rofl!!!
     
  5. Vrey funny...lol!
     
  6. oh no he didn't!:roflmfao:
     
  7. Good one Elaine! :roflmfao:
     
  8. lol
     
  9. Oy.

    :roflmfao: Very funny though..thanks for sharing!
     
  10. Oh my god..
    poor angel! LOL
     
  11. LOL! I always wondered...
     
  12. LOL! :lol:
     
  13. Haha! That's too cute!

    Merry Christmas you all :cutesy:
     
  14. :yahoo:LMAO. Merry Christmas girls
     
  15. :roflmfao::roflmfao::roflmfao: