A Joke: What did the grape do after it was stepped on?

  1. It let out a little "wine"!!!!:roflmfao:

    I thought that was funny!!!
  2. lol...cute
  3. Okay.. if you must.

    .. Bartender says "Hey.. we have a drink named after you.."

    Grasshopper says.. ___________
  4. Oh, well...heck!! I don't know the answer...

  5. I give up! What does the grasshopper say?

  6. You have a drink called Steve?

    So a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says ________
  7. LOLOL.

    Editing for Caitlins..

    Why the long face???:p

  8. :roflmfao::roflmfao::roflmfao:
  9. and the horse says "because my boss has been riding me all week!"

    So this hamburger walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and orders a beer...and the bartender says____________
  10. so a rope walks into a bar and the bartender says, "sorry man, we don't serve rope here"
    so the rope leaves, ties himself in a knot and messes up his "hair".
    he goes back into the bar and again the bartender says, "we don't serve ROPE here!"
    the rope says, "I'm not a rope!"
    the bartender says, "yes you are!"

    the rope says, "Frayed Knot!"
  11. Hey buddy.. we don't serve food here. (erm.. I googled it.. lol! I'm not too bright!)

    A guy walks into a bar and says ________
  12. haha, that was too cute. i loved it.
  13. How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    That's NOT funny!
  14. "Who put that %$#@*&!! bar there?!"
  15. *lol* that was to cute!