It let out a little "wine"!!!!
I thought that was funny!!!
Okay.. if you must.
.. Bartender says "Hey.. we have a drink named after you.."
Grasshopper says.. ___________
Oh, well...heck!! I don't know the answer...
I give up! What does the grasshopper say?
You have a drink called Steve?
So a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says ________
Editing for Caitlins..
Why the long face???
and the horse says "because my boss has been riding me all week!"
So this hamburger walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and orders a beer...and the bartender says____________
so a rope walks into a bar and the bartender says, "sorry man, we don't serve rope here"
so the rope leaves, ties himself in a knot and messes up his "hair".
he goes back into the bar and again the bartender says, "we don't serve ROPE here!"
the rope says, "I'm not a rope!"
the bartender says, "yes you are!"
the rope says, "Frayed Knot!"
Hey buddy.. we don't serve food here. (erm.. I googled it.. lol! I'm not too bright!)
A guy walks into a bar and says ________
haha, that was too cute. i loved it.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
That's NOT funny!
"Who put that %$#@*&!! bar there?!"
*lol* that was to cute!