A funny (slightly off color)

  1. A good looking man walked into an agent's office in Hollywood and said
    "I want to be a movie star." Tall, handsome and with experience on
    had the right credentials. The agent asked, "What's your
    name?" The guy said, "My name is Penis van Lesbian."

    The agent said, "Sir, I hate to tell you, but in order
    to get into Hollywood , you are going to have to
    change your name."

    "I will NOT change my name! The van Lesbian name is
    centuries old, I will not disrespect my grandfather by
    changing my name. Not ever."

    The agent said, "Sir, I have worked in Hollywood for
    years... you will NEVER go far in Hollywood with a
    name like Penis van Lesbian! I'm telling you, you will HAVE TO change
    your name or I will not be able to represent you."

    "So be it! I guess we will not do business together" the guy said and he

    left the agent's office.

    FIVE YEARS LATER..... The agent opens an envelope sent
    to his office. Inside the envelope is a letter and a
    check for $50,000. The agent is awe-struck, who would
    possibly send him $50,000? He reads the letter

    "Dear Sir, Five years ago, I came into your office
    wanting to become an actor in Hollywood , you told me
    I needed to change my name. Determined to make it with
    my God-given birth name, I refused. You told me I
    would never make it in Hollywood with a name like
    Penis van Lesbian. After I left your office, I thought
    about what you said. I decided you were right. I had
    to change my name. I had too much pride to return to
    your office, so I signed with another agent. I would
    never have made it without changing my name, so the
    enclosed check is a token of my appreciation."

    Thank you for your advice.

    Dick van Dyke
  2. hahaha!
  3. hehe that was funny it wasn't so obscene darn
  4. hahaha cute.
  5. Too cute! And I LOVE Dick van Dyke!
  6. :roflmfao: :roflmfao: :roflmfao: LOL!! Great joke Nishi!!
  7. Sorry to disappoint-I will try to find a more obscene one next time ;)
  8. :roflmfao: LOVE that one!!!!!!!!!!!
  9. Hee hee - I liked that :yes:
  10. Hehehe
  11. lmao, that was hilarious! thanks Nishi!
  12. :roflmfao: That was good!
  13. Lmao
  14. Lol
  15. Hahahaha! LOL! That was a good one!