A funny for today

  1. A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house.
    She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!"
    The husband said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?"
    "Doesn't matter," she said. "Just get the hell out."
  2. :roflmfao: :roflmfao: :roflmfao: :roflmfao: :roflmfao: :roflmfao:
  3. That is tooooo funny!!! :roflmfao: :roflmfao: :roflmfao: :roflmfao:
  4. LMAO!:roflmfao:
  5. Nice! lol
  6. omg, that was hilarious! i didn't get it at first though.
  7. :lol:Funny!:lol:
  8. Lol
  9. ROTFL!!!:roflmfao: :roflmfao: :roflmfao:
  10. :lol: :lol: :roflmfao: :roflmfao:
  11. I had to think about this for a second and then chuckled. good one!
  12. :roflmfao: :roflmfao:
  13. lol I just showed that to my bf! funny!
  14. That's a good one!
  15. LOL!!!! I didn't get it at first, but now I do! Lol, that was cute!