Even the most cowardly men get our time to shine. Watch as these backboneless boobs channel their inner badass. (Maxim) 10. Danny Larusso (The Karate Kid) All of the stupid chores and chopstick-wielding Mr. Miyagi made him do finally paid off when his one-footed crane kick sent the Cobra Kai home from the All Valley Karate tournament with nothing more than a couple of black eyes and a pissed-off coach. Not only did he win the tourney, but he also landed superhottie Elisabeth Shue. 9. Harry Dunne (Dumb and Dumber) It takes a brave man to drop a rapist named Sea Bass who´s fixated on your buddy´s cornhole. Or, in the case of Lloyd Christmas´ dim-witted partner, it just takes your foot catching fire. Upon setting his foot ablaze, Harry runs to the john to douse it in toilet water, only to accidentally knock out a disrobing Sea Bass with the bathroom stall door. 8. Gordon (Dodgeball) When he wasn´t reading Obscure Sports Quarterly or working out at Average Joe´s gym, Gordon must have been busy washing off the shoe prints left on him by his mail-order bride. Although content in his clueless, passive ways for most of the movie ("L for Love!"), Gordon goes into a dodgeball-launching fury after seeing his wife getting frisky with another man. 7. Abe Simpson (The Simpsons) This ornery octogenarian spends his time passing out mid-conversation, watching Matlock, and buying Depends with coupons from The Pennysaver. But back in the day, Abe was a hard-nosed WW II sergeant who almost assassinated Hitler. When former platoon member Mr. Burns tries to steal the Hell Fish Bonanza, Abe proves that he´s still got some stones leftbesides the ones in his kidney. 6. Milton (Office Space) You can make this squirrelly Initech employee relocate more often than a Sudanese refugee, and he´ll just mumble under his breath. You can even keep his paychecks for no reason, and he´ll hardly raise his voice. But mess with his red Swingline stapler, and he´ll burn the whole friggin´ building down. TPS reports sure are flammable. 5. McLovin (Superbad) With his glasses and gangsta talk, this nerdling managed to get laid by convincing everyone at a party that he was a 25-year-old Hawaiian criminal. Not bad for a guy whose idea of a great Saturday night is shotgunning beers and watching porn with his two buddies. It would have been even sweeter had his wacky cop buddies not barged in and effectively blocked his cock.