Back in my teen years I participated in a little bit of dangerous 'binge drinking' the results:
Jagermeister + Goldschlager = no
"Golden Wedding" cheapo whiskey = no
The Jagermeister + Goldschlager day made me quite insane, apparently I hit my head on a cinder block and didn't notice...?

Anyways once I went home I had the spins and I was siiiiiccckkkk!!
The Golden Wedding problem was I just drank too much too fast. I thought I was dying that time! But I threw a cup at my friend's head and it made this hollow "doink" noise, now whenever I think of that night I hear the "doink" noise and it makes me laugh!
Beer is also just yucky. My boyfriend is always trying to get me to like beer...
Anyways, the moral of this story is don't binge drink, it's so dangerous and bad for you!!